34 Reasons Why Melbourne Is The Worst City To Live In

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34 reasons

1. Melbourne? There’s not really much to see

2. Like, seriously. It’s pretty dull.

3. Even at night

4. When it’s supposed to be ‘lighting up’

5. It’s pretty average

6. There’s too much hippy style going around

7. It’s too gloomy

8. I mean, seriously gloomy

9. The street art….

10. …. is pretty ‘meh’

11. Even the National Gallery is pretty standard

12. And there’s not much too see in the museum

13. Especially on the outside

14. Not to mention the library

15. Shall we talk about the beaches?

16. They are just endless grains of sand

17. Even the docks are standard at best

18. Seriously though, there’s not much to brag about the beaches

19. The theme park is pretty boring

20. Don’t even get me started on the food

21. Don’t expect to have good breakfast meals

22. They can’t even do hotdogs properly

23. Ohh, and the asian food….

24. I mean, how hard is it to make good ramen?

25. Let’s talk about burgers…

26. Like seriously….

27. Oh, and don’t even get me started on ice cream

28. Look at this thing

29. Also, you won’t be able to find a decent spot just to relax

30. You seriously can’t

31. They don’t celebrate anything

32. I don’t even know what these people do at night

33. It’s pretty boring

34. So, why would you want to come to Melbourne?